Cracking Jokes about 'Bad E.T.s' and Our Overlords: Making the Universe Chuckle!
If you're reading this, you're aware that there are so-called 'bad E.T.s.' I thought that we should have a laugh at them, so I've made a short and simple movie.
Please post your jokes and anything else you find funny about our overlords
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If any of you so-called bad E.T.s feel offended, please let us know in the comment section, and we will make it up to you.
Reptilian overlords takin over! 😂
On youtube there is maybe forgotten channel FarsightPrime and you can find there 4 short funny movies directed by Courtney Brown. Link to one below.
2012 and the Kardashian Sex Tape!: Galactic Times Episode 4
- How do you organize a secret reptilian prison break on a planet where everyone thinks they're free? Start a "Snake-Out" event, and watch the inmates join in without realizing what's happening!
- Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A reptilian.
A reptilian who?
A reptilian who's here to help you remember you're in prison! Just kidding, forget I said that.
- What's the reptilian prison's favorite pastime? Playing "Memory Wipe-and-Seek" with the inmates – they hide the truth, and you seek it without even knowing it!
Why did the Reptilian invite the Grey ETs to their space party? Because they heard the Greys were great at abducting the dance floor!
What do you call a Grey ET who's always late for their secret meetings with the Galactic Federation? A tardy Is-BE!
How do Grey ETs like their coffee? With a little abduction of cream and a saucer of conspiracy theories on the side!
more jokes:
1. Did you hear about the IS-BE who got stuck in a flesh body? They said it was the worst vacation ever!
2. What did one IS-BE say to another when discussing Earth's "theory of evolution"? "It's just fiction with a lot of missing data!"
3. What do you get when you cross an IS-BE with a biologist? Someone who can create life forms and then explain how they work!
4.Why did the IS-BE refuse to visit Earth's doctor? Because they didn't trust Earth's medical science!
5. How many IS-BEs does it take to change a light bulb on Earth? None, they're too busy creating life forms!