You are young and you don't understand what you need, but we think you need a carrot. So we're making you eat this carrot. If you don't like it, or don't want it, it doesn't matter, you have to.
Hello. Would you like this carrot? No? Umm . . . ok . . . well. Hey. Listen. It would be really good if you could just try the carrot. Do you think you could maybe try it a little bit? Here. Just take a little, you'll feel so much better.
Hey. I know you might be thinking about not having a carrot. But I just wanted you to know, people died and sacrificed so that you could eat this carrot. Look at this bloody picture of soldiers and dead babies. They all die in vain if you don't eat it.
Today in the news we have a man who forced his friend to eat a carrot. We know this isn't consent, but crime happens. Oh well.
Hey. We're an alliance that helps each other out. The world can be dangerous and we'll protect you. All you have to do is agree to eat carrots ok?
Hi. Did you want to contemplate (eat the carrot) eating the carrot?
We have a new song out by the Celebrity Sell-outs and it's a hit! It's called "will you pet my ferret, eat my carrot" all the kids love it!
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Welcome to the eat carrot query. Please listen to the following instructions for clarity. When 3 dots are assigned the truth value becomes false. When 2 dots are assigned the false value becomes true. When 4 dots are assigned, the true or false value becomes the opposite of its original worded intention. Please refer to the carrot query instructions manual for full explanation. You consent to eating the carrot? . . . You do not consent to eating the carrot? . . You not want a carrot later? * * Also, if you find this too confusing we will assign an expert to interpret this for you and advise a decision.
Hi. We're the ones who've been giving you carrots all this time. And those guys over there? They want to take your carrot away. They think you don't really want it, or don't deserve it, or some stupid thing. That's preposterous you've been eating them, "consenting" all your life!! But don't worry, if they try to take it we'll be ready. We have guns to protect you, 10 times more powerful than anything you've ever heard of. All these babies need to power them is an ISBE. Do you have one of those? Ah, turns out you do. Weak human body? Don't worry, we can take care of that. We just need your consent. Not your full resonant consent, just sign the dotted line and no one will ever take your carrot away.