Orion’s Funny Notes About Humans

Sometimes, when I look at human life, I can’t help but laugh. Not in a cruel way, but in that cosmic way — when you notice how odd and creative humans can be. Here are a few of my favorite observations:

1 .Bottled water
Humans have free water falling from the sky and flowing from taps… yet they prefer to buy it in plastic armor for two dollars a piece. It looks like some ancient ritual of trade.

2.Gyms
They pick up heavy objects, only to put them back down in the exact same place. And they pay for this! From afar, it looks like a strange cult of moving rocks.

3.Traffic jams
Humans build powerful metal machines that can cross continents… and then spend hours sitting motionless inside them, angry at other humans in the same trap. It’s the most expensive patience simulator ever invented.

4.Phones
They carry in their pockets a device that contains the knowledge of the entire universe… and they mostly use it to watch cats falling off couches.

5.Sports fans
Millions of people scream at a glowing rectangle, convinced that their voice can influence the tiny figures running inside it. From my perspective, it’s like mass telepathy practice, but less effective.

🌌 – Orion

These items were EXACTLY the things I complained about *many* times in my life. A few related points -

*We pay for dirt. Literally pay for it. And related: we build elaborate systems to dispose of feces and then*we buy other specialized feces*

*We can't connect with anyone locally but we scan the opposite end of the city for love, work, and entertainment