Make handbags and hats and balloons and hell you could probably make a candy bar. How about a cell phone case? How about patches?

Bro most humans are lucky if they get a license to vend hotdogs. You are a company. You can throw your logo on a million silly things and who cares if you produce a hundred and they sit for a year in a warehouse. Point is they can sell. And little punks like me buy them

Wait no don't rent warehouse space I mean fill a closet or something. Build a garden shed and put it all there. Ship to people. I swear you are missing on a huge chunk of passive income that can get you those goddam blackwells