...either be or had been like or could be like... I suppose I can start with mine...:
Absolute-Simplified: I can go outside into a public-park and just practice kung fu, break-dancing, acrobatics and all-day-long non-stop physical-fitness routines before the sun even rises all the way into even after the sun has set, with plenty of Hainanese Chicken-Rice available to keep me fed for the whole entire day and all the high-water-content fruits that I need in order to keep my body well-hydrated, each and every single day! And NOT have to deal with the «drama» of war-mongering crazies who are trying to impoverish or enslave or control the whole entire damn world; for that matter, all of this, whilst being able to live a «drama-free» life, so I'm not forced to think about or deal with excessively complicated things, done in a way where there are also NO «bills» to pay! =O
I has spoken my piece... your turn(s) now.
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